1. officialnorthamerica:

    officialnorthamerica:

    7 billion people, 14 billion noses

    Wait that’s not right

  2. fallontonight:

    There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

  3. halcyonharlot:

    pastapunk:

    So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

    i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

  4. fedorea:

    why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

  5. the-captains-wife:

    crumbled-paper-hearts:

    crumbled-paper-hearts:

    Tom Hiddleston holding Chris Hemsworth’s baby.
    Tom with a baby
    TOM wiTh a bA by

    HERE TUMBLR HAVE THIS

    image

    I had to stare for like 10 minutes to make sure it was real

  6. health-over-vanity:

mylifeofloveandhate:

this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. 

    health-over-vanity:

    mylifeofloveandhate:

    this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.

    This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love. 

  7. woman-of-winterfell:

    one of these people is going to get off the island

  8. iwillnotcarryon:

I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

    iwillnotcarryon:

    I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried

  9. lillyhasatumblr:

andiameverything:

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

    lillyhasatumblr:

    andiameverything:

    spacelionsgetscared:

    oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

    lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

    this is so great omg

    He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

  10. vikkilovely:

    I almost died laughing.

  11. weirdbitterdays:

    Fuckin Samuel L. Jackson

  12. shutupaubrey:

    [12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

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