1. son-neko:

    You have no idea how much this statement means to me.

  2. charliemcdonnell:

    the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

  3. rawdi-kun:

vulgarweed:

hobbitkaiju:

yellowxperil:

welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

Me too.
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

thank you

    rawdi-kun:

    vulgarweed:

    hobbitkaiju:

    yellowxperil:

    welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday

    I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

    Me too.

    But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.

    Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.

    thank you

  4. pemsylvania:

    so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

  5. ivvrite:

    the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

  6. iceepr1ncess:

    literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

  7. ccal:

    how do u relationship

  8. what-the-hells-going-on:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

british english looks like it was written by a confused first grader omg

    what-the-hells-going-on:

    szarabasjka:

    ilovecharts:

    A quick look at British and American spelling

    American english is like real english but badly spelled…

    british english looks like it was written by a confused first grader omg

  9. anordinaryasian:

Are the Sprouse brothers even real

    anordinaryasian:

    Are the Sprouse brothers even real

  10. telapathetic:

    Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

  11. unperceptible:

    "how would you describe yourself"

    image

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