1. shampoo:

    i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao

  2. What’s your favourite running gag on the show?

  3. singwithme2397:

    the horror and concentration on his face

  4. xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

    xv7:

    y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

  5. "Write drunk, edit sober."
    Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)
  6. pinkvelourtracksuit:

    once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

  7. jess-miller:

    get to know me meme: [3/8] male characters  andy dwyer
    "Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
  8. xhollywoodbound:

its-yo-girl-elle:

This is way too funny!!

Perfect

    xhollywoodbound:

    its-yo-girl-elle:

    This is way too funny!!

    Perfect

  9. butji:



Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

    butji:

    Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

    so good

  10. bitchbot:

this says it all

    bitchbot:

    this says it all

  11. bcfurs:

    "i’ve never watched lord of the rings"

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    "there’s no character development"

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    "the movies are too long"

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    "it doesn’t even make sense"

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About me

I'm Hank, 19 year old American girl living in New Zealand and I wish I was funny offline

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