1. raidioactive:

    *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

  2. youngstero:

    how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

  3. kimpissible:

    its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

  4. sextradite:

    ridge:

    IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

    ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

  5. septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

    septembriseur:

    No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

  6. souljannoying:

    in order to correctly speak German you have to yell everything angrily 

  7. charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

    charlesxavir:

    tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

  8. dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    dragondicks:

    pulpdrinker:

    i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

  9. baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

    baracknobama:

    he’s disappointed in your blog

  10. ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

  11. batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

    batter-sempai:

    thetrailmixteapot:

    ulfric-ulfprick:

    godotal:

    hkirkh:

    Confused husky pup

    He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

    doG SCIENCE

    Q

    Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

  12. radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness

    radical-vibration:

    itsmemacleod:

    kidxforever:

    jamarcoaaronshaw:

    cyborgboi11:

    go dumb and disregard ur differences

    This is beautiful.

    This is what we need to promote

    the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

    Om goodness

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I'm Hank, 19 year old American girl living in New Zealand and I wish I was funny offline

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