1. internetexplorers:

    mom i’m breaking up with you you’re too clingy

  2. kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

  3. gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

    gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

    time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

    douglasmurphy:

    rainbowcoffin:

    c-h-0-w:

    nightwife:

    Always reblog

    Woah

    well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
    sounds to me like he was asking for it

    Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

    If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

    I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

  4. rnikan:

    SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

  5. themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Diane Keaton ❤

    themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

    Diane Keaton 

  6. saddeer:

I love her so much

    saddeer:

    I love her so much

  7. hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

    hotwhiteguy:

    and they say romance is dead

  8. m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

    m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

    catdad:

    If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

    I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

  9. bucky-barnes-on-cybertron:

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

I have used that line four times in pe this week alone

    bucky-barnes-on-cybertron:

    arielthethirdannathesecond:

    Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

    I have used that line four times in pe this week alone

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